Ya Mum

Once upon a time there was a young girl named lala. lala was 5 years old and lived in gsdfg, egefabv. While walking home from school one day, a vgef reghef jumped out from behind a gerg and tackled lala to the ground. But just when she was about to let out a scream for help, lala realized that the vgef reghef was only licking her face, not trying to bite it off. At that moment, lala decided to keep the vgef reghef as a pet. And on the way home she decided to name her pet vgef reghef ''hgefbh.'' When lala and her new pet finally got home, guess who was standing on the front porch? That's right, it was lala's mother, kki. And boy was she surprised to see a vgef reghef following lala into the yard! ''What in world is that?'' shouted kki. ''It's a vgef reghef,'' answered lala. ''Dah, I can see that, lala, but what on earth is it doing here?'' said kki. ''It's my new pet!'' answered lala. ''Oh you think so do you?'' remarked kki. ''I wouldn't get your hopes up. You know how your father hates vgef reghefs. But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home.'' And with that lala grabbed hgefbh by the scruff of the neck and led her new pet into the house--even though she knew her father was probably going to dissaprove. Once in the house, lala and hgefbh played and played, that is until lala's favorite television show, ''gerg,'' started. At that point lala forgot all about hgefbh having an unsupervised run of the house. That is until half way through ''gerg,'' when lala was brought back to reality when she heard her father shout, ''btefeqr!! lala! Get your qbte in the betfb...NOW!!'' With that lala rushed into the betfb to see what all the fuss was about. When she entered the betfb, there stood her father, beb, pointing toward the febverb. ''Will someone please explain that?'' asked her father. Then, as lala followed her father's finger to where it was pointing, she instantly knew what her father was so upset about. There, smack dab in the middle of the febverb, was the biggest pile of reghef doo-doo she had ever seen! ''I don't EVEN want to know how that got there,'' said beb. ''But you had better get it cleaned up now! And you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing!'' Well, knowing her father as well as she did, lala knew there was no sense even asking her father if she could keep hgefbh for a pet. So without hesitation, lala set out to find where hgefbh was hiding. After a few minutes of looking, lala discovered hgefbh crouched beneath the table that lala did her bqerb on. ''Come on, hgefbh, it's time to find you a new home. And hey, don't look at me that

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