How They Made a Sandwich

"Oh boy, I'm so hungry." Hannah exclaimed.

Well Hanna, since you're so hungry, why don't you make a sandwich?" Her older brother Tommy replied.

"But, you see Tommy, I DON'T KNOW HOW!" Hannah said, wrinkling her nose.

"Hmm. Neither do I. I know! We will learn. We will learn how to make a sandwich. We will learn to make a sandwich today! Today, Hannah!"

"Oh boy oh boy!"

So, the two went to the kitchen.

"Hm. What is on a sandwich Tommy? A sandwich has what on it?" Hannah asked

"I believe it has bread, meat, cheese, and sometimes lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, and other toppings! I believe indeed."

"Well if you believe it must be so!" Hannah said with a twinkle in her eye.

B-RINGGGGGGGGG B-RINGGGGGGGG. The phone rang.

"HI KIDS! I heard you were trying to make a sandwich...my favorite is a BLT! with bacon, lettuce and tomatoes! Don't forget the bread, you silly kids you." Tommy and Hannah's mother said, tearing up and the thought of her beautiful 40 year old children growing up.

"Oh mother, how thoughtful of you...but...how ever did you know we were trying to make a sandwich."

Honey, let me say this one thing. THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW. AWW YEAHH, TRUST ISSUES. Goodbye kids have fun" Their mother said, the smile audible through the phone.

So, they continued to make the sandwich...it took a grueling 127 hours, and no, James Franco was NOT there.

"Bro, it's been 127 hours, no James Franco, do you think the sandwich is done now?"

"Why yes sister, I do believe the sandwich is done. Do you not?"

"Of course, so let us eat. Let us eat indeed!"

"Okay, and you're friend Laura, she's my candy girl. My whole world, that girl."

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