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my name is dana and this paper is so stupid and i cant believe they seriously have a word count on this like seriously, nobody is going to read this which makes it completely pointless and a waste of my time i have a college essay i need to be doing not this. my cat is really cool and awesome and my friends are the best in the whole wide world. my boyfriend is so sweet and the smartest guy in school and hes going to be rich some day which means i will too. I need to be doing my essay and not this. Seriously who has a word count on this and says it cant be under 250 words, like seriously who does that. get a life person. im going to be really rich when im older im going to go to penn state university main campus to study meteorology and im just writing on and on until i can finally get to the right word count. these rocks in my fish tank are really pretty but i only have one fish. I bet he's really lonely all by himself. i am currently valedictorian in my class of over 600 students and that means im so smart and i know it and i know im going to get a great career and make lots of money. my qpa is over 4.7 so yeah i am really smart. i wonder if anybody actually reads this. i bet they will feel extremely dumb especially if they read all the way through it considering how pointless and forever long it keeps going about absolutely nothing. i need to get a job so i can buy a car because i am not riding the stupid bus to school anymore it is so annoying and the kids are immature and i just dont feel like dealing with it anymore

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