Cool Beans

cool beans was first recognized in 1969, becoming the predecessor to all the other stupid 70'sisms

you see, the cool beans represents the idea that, if you were a super awesome bad-ass, you didn't have time to cook your beans, therefore, cool beans means awesome, it all makes sense, right?

think about the movie WATCHMEN, roshack eats the beans cold, when he could've eaten them hot, but, he was too cool for that, amplifiing what i've been saying, so, now we move onto the cats pajama's, in britain, one thing they say frequently is "you're impossible" meaning, you're annoying and stubborn, which, at times, can be very humorous, now, back to the main point, it is physically impossible to put pajama's on a cat, because the cats themselves are the british view of impossible, stubborn, which is humorous, and humor is a cool thing. that is the origins of the cats pajamas. i'd say that this essay was a great waste of time on mine and your end, but, you have to admit,

"it's the bee's knee's"

bibliography

dr. robin knockswell, interview at harvard university

mrs. amanda huggankis, "common 70's sayings"

dr. fon delmybolls researche paper "the cat's pajama's"

and, my wife, mrs. jizz 'n' my mout, for moral support

Somebody That I Used To Know lyrics

Now and then I think of when we were together

Like when you said you felt so happy you could die

Told myself that you were right for me

But felt so lonely in your company

But that was love and it's an ache I still remember

You can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness

Like resignation to the end

Always the end

So when we found that we could not make sense

Well you said that we would still be friends

But I'll admit that I was glad that it was over

But you didn't have to cut me off

Make out like it never happened

And that we were nothing

And I don't even need your love

But you treat me like a stranger

And that feels so rough

You

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