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This is the only way for me to get access to this site I'm writing this so I can read an essay. I need to read it so I can finish my summer reading project. School starts tomorrow so I'm freaking out but I think I'll go to the beach later with my buds. Ugh how many more words do I need till I'm done. This may be the best paper ever written. I'm really hungry, what should I have for breakfast? Maybe pancakes, eggs, so many choices hmmmmm. I just tried to submit this but I guess I don't have enough words. I'm listening to the history channel right now. It's about bootlegging. They are talking about bathtub gin. Which is also the name of a Phish song. I think Phish is a great band. Im mostly a Dead Head though. Well hopefully this was good enough. I'll try again. OMG it's not long enough yet. Well this is annoying. I'm doing this on my iPhone which was actually stolen the other day but I got it back. But since it's portable I'm able to take it into the bathroom with me which is awesome. My Internet is actually not working right now which is terrible. Well I guess I'll try again. Bye Bye. THIS IS TOTALLY OVER 250 WORDS. Geese this is annoying. I'm going to smash someone into a jelly. I got that line from my favorite TV show it's always sunny in philadelphia. Specifically the character Charlie said that. My favorite character in the show is Frank played by Danny Devito. Hold on one second brb. Hopefully this works. YES IT WORKED HOPEFULLY MY INTERNET IS BACK. Nope it's could take up to 1 business day to do it. Nvr mind I got it WOOOO. Ok this is good well hopefully I'm done writing.

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