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cool oool wkjqhkjn dkjwnI love the Virgin brand, I really do which is why I continue to use it despite a series of unfortunate

incidents over the last few years. This latest incident takes the biscuit.

Ironically, by the end of the flight I would have gladly paid over a thousand rupees for a single biscuit

following the culinary journey of hell I was subjected to at the hands of your corporation.

Look at this Richard. Just look at it:

I imagine the same questions are racing through your brilliant mind as were racing through mine on

that fateful day. What is this? Why have I been given it? What have I done to deserve this? And,

which one is the starter, which one is the desert?

You don't get to a position like yours Richard with anything less than a generous sprinkling of

observational power so I KNOW you will have spotted the tomato next to the two yellow shafts of

sponge on the left. Yes, it's next to the sponge shaft without the green paste. That's got to be the clue

hasn't it. No sane person would serve a desert with a tomato would they? Well answer me this

Richard, what sort of animal would serve a desert with peas in?

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I know it looks like a baaji but it's in custard Richard, custard. It must be the pudding. Well you'll be

fascinated to hear that it wasn't custard. It was a sour gel with clear oil on top. Its only redeeming

feature was that it managed to be so alien to my palette that it took away the taste of the curry

emanating from our miscellaneous central cuboid of beige matter. Perhaps the meal on the left might

be the desert after all.

Anyway, this is all irrelevant at the moment. I was raised strictly but neatly

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