Poop Case

You are the love of my life and I don't know what I would do without you. I want to spend the rest of my life with you, you are the most amazing person ever. I hope that someday we get married and have children and stay together until we're old and gray and gross and dying. I hope that we make it out of this awkward teenage relationship phase because I hate being a teenager so much omg. I hope that we get to the awesome adult relationship stage and that we get to do adult stuff together if that makes sense? I hope that neither of us cheats on each other and that we are extremely faithful to each other. I hope that I'm the only person that you have sex with ever and that even if we don't stay together, which hopefully we will, you still won't have sex with anyone else because I'd rather not ever imagine that happening because I'd probably break down? Lol. Can you imagine that, like I'm thirty or whatever and I still feel the same way and like we break up or whatever and I find out you had sex with someone else and I break down at work or some shit. Lolololol. Okay so back to the point? Basically the point of this letter is to tell you that I love you with all my heart and I want to be with you forever.

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